Marketing Monday: Why Theaters Should Tell Patrons to Turn ON Their Phones

Take a moment to imagine a scenario with me:

You arrive at the theater to watch a play.  The House Manager (or whomever fills the function) approaches the stage (or loudspeaker) and welcomes the crowd.

"Ladies and Gentlemen," they say, "thank you for joining us at [name of theater company] for [name of play].  At this time, I would like you to take out your cell phones and turn them on."

Now wouldn't that be surprising?

Here are a few things I would love for the House Manager to say next:

• "Now send a text saying: fan [your page name] to 32665 or FBOOK to like us on Facebook."
• "Now text 40404 with the message: follow [your username] to follow us on Twitter."
• "Please turn on our Theater Friendly Phone Application while texting about the show in progress!"

First, I really don't understand why I have not seen this done.  Obviously the people coming into the theater like your organization enough to shell out for tickets, so capturing dozens (even hundreds) of new "likes" and followers each night should be easy!

But wait, what was that last bullet point?

New Idea: The Theater Friendly Phone App

This post was actually inspired by a story I read about a movie theater.  Apparently a patron became disgruntled when she was asked to turn off her cell phone during a movie and management had her thrown out.  The woman's indignation at the turn of events was recorded in a (probably) drunken phone call to the theater.  The theater's response with the ex-patron's inebriated rantings was to add captions and turn the recording into a YouTube video.

While I appreciate a good laugh, and want to smile at their creativity, I feel they're missing a big point:

People don't like to turn off their cell phones.

Even I feel apprehensive when I am unreachable for over two hours.  What if something happened to a family member?  Don't forget that many of those patrons hired a baby sitter and probably want to be contacted in case of an emergency.  So why not take on a huge chance to increase audience engagement for your theater by being the first to allow cell phone usage during a show or movie?  I think it's a great idea, considering that I've also mentioned some astonishing statistics from Google about how addicted Americans are to their phones.

For Review:

• 72% use their phones while "consuming other media." A third of that use is while watching TV.
• 39% use their phones while they're in the bathroom .
• 20% would rather give up their cable TV before giving up their phones.

I want to see an app that:

1. Is included with the purchase of a show/movie ticket (either as a free download with online purchase or as a QR Code on the physical ticket).
2. Will dim the screen and mute all sounds on the phone to prevent any obstructions in visibility or audibility for other audience members.
3. Blocks video recording (though how one would be able to sell a bootleg movie or show from a cell phone is beyond me).
4. Prompts the user to "like" the theater on Facebook and follow it on Twitter.
5. Logs ticket purchases and suggests new releases based on the user's preferences (like Netflix and more).
6. Allows the user to tweet/update their Facebook about the experience at the theater and rate the movie or show.

Will this cause spoilers?  Not any more than usual.  I see most patrons getting on their phones as soon as they leave the theater anyway.  Why not let them talk about you for the two hours they're enjoying your service?

I'm probably going to be giving my code master a call... but in case he's busy: somebody should be doing this!

Controversially Yours,

Danielle Loebs

Photo courtesy of unreality.com.